Wednesday, July 07, 2004

Product Liability Lawyers Please Read

What is the deal with the "Cheesebraut?" It seems like a good idea. Put cheese in a braut. But no one tells you that the cheese is going to erupt out of it as you bite down like lava from some sort of sausage volcano. Cheese that is the consistency and temperature of magma from the molten core of the earth itself. We need to get some lawyers on this right away. Forget those violent video game lawsuits and get on something meaningful. Bring the cheesebraut industry to its knees! How many mouths need to be scalded before we act?