Monday, September 13, 2004

Assault Weapons Make A Comeback!

Great news! President Bush's refusal to extend the ban on assault weapons means the perennially under-armed American Hunter now will have a fighting chance against the deer, rabbits, gamebirds and other vicious wild killers that prowl our countryside.

No longer limited to clips of 10 rounds or less, the AK-47, with its 40 round clip will once again become the weapon of choice for our boys in orange camos all across rural America. Having 40 rounds locked and loaded means peace of mind... just in case the deer have you surrounded.

Venison through superior firepower!