Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Angelina Jolie Adopts Again! Thank God!

Word on the street is that Jolie and current boy-thing Brad Pitt are adopting a child.

Whew! That was close.

Can you imagine if those two actually mated? Think how good looking that kid would be. You wouldn't even be able to look at the kid directly or you'd go blind. You'd probably have to put a little hole in a piece of cardboard and look at the kid like you do a solar eclipse.