Saturday, November 11, 2006

You Thought the Dog Lover Story was Bad?

Many people ask the ExLawyer what kind of case would it take to get him back into court.
This is not that case.
Naked man arrested for concealed weapon
November 4, 2006
EL CERRITO, Calif. --A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors -- naked -- and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.
Officers drew their weapons and firefighters were called to the scene. Sheehan removed a 6-inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape without incident.

Sheehan, who was paroled from state prison last week, was then booked into jail on suspicion of parole violations, indecent exposure and one felony count of possessing a concealed weapon.

Yeah, that's not the case. But it's close. Don't you think the cops overcharged a little on the concealed weapon count? We all know why the tool was where it was. Read the story again.

"Bay Area Rapid Transit Station..."
"...paroled from state prison last week."

Concealed weapon, my ass! Well his ass, actually. Poor misunderstood Johnny wasn't using that tool as anything other than... well a tool. Case dismissed.